After having arrived in Washington, I’ve decided to light my car aflame…as I refuse to drive anywhere ever again.
Actually, I am surprised how fun 3300 miles I spent in the car with Mark was. He was attractive, funny, and he was always there for me to resent if things got too stressful…all the things I look for in a boyfriend.
The trip itself was mainly made up of things that wouldn’t make good updates. We spent most of the trip driving, eating outside of respectable breakfast joints while Atticus, Mark’s dog, tried to attack small children, smuggling that same dog into hotels to avoid pet fees, and listening to audiobooks. I apologize to those hotel goers with allergies about smuggling our dog in there, but to be fair, your allergy is nature’s way of letting you know that you are too weak for this world.
Things of Note:
1. A prostitute in Alabama asked Mark if he wanted some company. Honestly, I’m not sure how he could have turned that offer down. Sure she may not have had all of her teeth, but the South is known for its whores. Southern hospitality and all that jazz…
2. The Grand Canyon
It was pretty amazing.
And Atticus got licked by a deer…
4. Traveling up the California coast to Vancouver, Washington. This was tons of fun, and it only added hours and hours of driving…
This is the only time in the trip where the driving finally got to me. If it weren’t for how attractive Mark is, I might have had to leave him.
In any case, that was the trip. After we finished, we had a nice relaxing few hours before we had to unpack all of the stuff that we had in the Uhaul pod that we had shipped. Once we finished that, we had another luxurious few hours of rest before we went on the river trip with some of Mark’s friends…